(function($) {
    $.fn.tweet = function(o) {
        var s = { username: ["seaofclouds"], list: null, avatar_size: null, count: 3, intro_text: null, outro_text: null, join_text: null, auto_join_text_default: "i said,", auto_join_text_ed: "i", auto_join_text_ing: "i am", auto_join_text_reply: "i replied to", auto_join_text_url: "i was looking at", loading_text: null, query: null }; if (o) $.extend(s, o); $.fn.extend({ linkUrl: function() { var returning = []; var regexp = /((ftp|http|https):\/\/(\w+:{0,1}\w*@)?(\S+)(:[0-9]+)?(\/|\/([\w#!:.?+=&%@!\-\/]))?)/gi; this.each(function() { returning.push(this.replace(regexp, "<a href=\"$1\">$1</a>")); }); return $(returning); }, linkUser: function() { var returning = []; var regexp = /[\@]+([A-Za-z0-9-_]+)/gi; this.each(function() { returning.push(this.replace(regexp, "<a href=\"http://twitter.com/$1\">@$1</a>")); }); return $(returning); }, linkHash: function() { var returning = []; var regexp = /(?:^| )[\#]+([A-Za-z0-9-_]+)/gi; this.each(function() { returning.push(this.replace(regexp, ' <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=&tag=$1&lang=all&from=' + s.username.join("%2BOR%2B") + '">#$1</a>')); }); return $(returning); }, capAwesome: function() { var returning = []; this.each(function() { returning.push(this.replace(/\b(awesome)\b/gi, '<span class="awesome">$1</span>')); }); return $(returning); }, capEpic: function() { var returning = []; this.each(function() { returning.push(this.replace(/\b(epic)\b/gi, '<span class="epic">$1</span>')); }); return $(returning); }, makeHeart: function() { var returning = []; this.each(function() { returning.push(this.replace(/(&lt;)+[3]/gi, "<tt class='heart'>&#x2665;</tt>")); }); return $(returning); } }); function parse_date(date_str) { return Date.parse(date_str.replace(/^([a-z]{3})( [a-z]{3} \d\d?)(.*)( \d{4})$/i, '$1,$2$4$3')); }
        function relative_time(time_value) { var parsed_date = parse_date(time_value); var relative_to = (arguments.length > 1) ? arguments[1] : new Date(); var delta = parseInt((relative_to.getTime() - parsed_date) / 1000); var pluralize = function(singular, n) { return '' + n + ' ' + singular + (n == 1 ? '' : 's'); }; if (delta < 60) { return 'less than a minute ago'; } else if (delta < (60 * 60)) { return pluralize("minute", parseInt(delta / 60)) + ' ago'; } else if (delta < (24 * 60 * 60)) { return pluralize("hour", parseInt(delta / 3600)) + ' ago'; } else { return pluralize("day", parseInt(delta / 86400)) + ' ago'; } }
        function build_url() { var proto = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https:' : 'http:'); if (s.list) { return proto + "//api.twitter.com/1/" + s.username[0] + "/lists/" + s.list + "/statuses.json?per_page=" + s.count + "&callback=?"; } else if (s.query == null && s.username.length == 1) { return proto + '//api.twitter.com/1/statuses/user_timeline.json?screen_name=' + s.username[0] + '&count=' + s.count + '&callback=?'; } else { var query = (s.query || 'from:' + s.username.join(' OR from:')); return proto + '//search.twitter.com/search.json?&q=' + escape(query) + '&rpp=' + s.count + '&callback=?'; } }
        return this.each(function(i, widget) {
            var list = $('<ul class="tweet_list">').appendTo(widget); var intro = '<p class="tweet_intro">' + s.intro_text + '</p>'; var outro = '<p class="tweet_outro">' + s.outro_text + '</p>'; var loading = $('<p class="loading">' + s.loading_text + '</p>'); if (typeof (s.username) == "string") { s.username = [s.username]; }
            if (s.loading_text) $(widget).append(loading); $.getJSON(build_url(), function(data) { if (s.loading_text) loading.remove(); if (s.intro_text) list.before(intro); var tweets = (data.results || data); $.each(tweets, function(i, item) { if (s.join_text == "auto") { if (item.text.match(/^(@([A-Za-z0-9-_]+)) .*/i)) { var join_text = s.auto_join_text_reply; } else if (item.text.match(/(^\w+:\/\/[A-Za-z0-9-_]+\.[A-Za-z0-9-_:%&\?\/.=]+) .*/i)) { var join_text = s.auto_join_text_url; } else if (item.text.match(/^((\w+ed)|just) .*/im)) { var join_text = s.auto_join_text_ed; } else if (item.text.match(/^(\w*ing) .*/i)) { var join_text = s.auto_join_text_ing; } else { var join_text = s.auto_join_text_default; } } else { var join_text = s.join_text; }; var from_user = item.from_user || item.user.screen_name; var profile_image_url = item.profile_image_url || item.user.profile_image_url; var join_template = '<span class="tweet_join"> ' + join_text + ' </span>'; var join = ((s.join_text) ? join_template : ' '); var avatar_template = '<a class="tweet_avatar" href="http://twitter.com/' + from_user + '"><img src="' + profile_image_url + '" height="' + s.avatar_size + '" width="' + s.avatar_size + '" alt="' + from_user + '\'s avatar" title="' + from_user + '\'s avatar" border="0"/></a>'; var avatar = (s.avatar_size ? avatar_template : ''); var date = '<span class="tweet_time"><a href="http://twitter.com/' + from_user + '/statuses/' + item.id + '" title="view tweet on twitter">' + relative_time(item.created_at) + '</a></span>'; var text = '<span class="tweet_text">' + $([item.text]).linkUrl().linkUser().linkHash().makeHeart().capAwesome().capEpic()[0] + '</span>'; list.append('<li>' + avatar + date + join + text + '</li>'); list.children('li:first').addClass('tweet_first'); list.children('li:odd').addClass('tweet_even'); list.children('li:even').addClass('tweet_odd'); }); if (s.outro_text) list.after(outro); $(widget).trigger("loaded").trigger((tweets.length == 0 ? "empty" : "full")); });
        });
    };
})(jQuery);